Aw. I was hoping he'd bring up some of the really, REALLY stupid Gen 6 moves like Rototiller and Magnetic Flux.

"We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents... WITH YOUR BRAINS!"

Sniper Elite III (PC)

Understatement of the century.

Yeah, judging is just "the thing", y'know?

No mention of Splatoon?

Yeah, it seems clever now, but just wait until they start renaming the Eeveelutions!

To be fair, it can't get any sillier than Battlefield 4: PGA Pro Tour 2014.

Man, is Ubisoft trying to alienate as many people as possible? First, they fail to show Beyond Good and Evil 2, then there was whole fiasco with the lack of female Assassins in ACU, and now this.

Might as well just call the next one Call of Duty: Gunshooter.

Anyone else's hopes went into the stratosphere for a split second before being crushed into a million pieces?

I'm officially convinced that Ginger Squid Paintball Girl makes anything better.

Amen to that. Rather than actually try to balance the XP/$ you get so that leveling up isn't a nightmarishly long grind, R* has simply just neutered any mission with a decent payout and made it next to worthless.

The omnipotent, divine force that is Hello Kitty transcends the quarrels of shallow, pitiful humans and their political/territorial disputes!

I'd imagine that she wouldn't be selectable anytime, but rather, the player may have to be the first to fulfill certain conditions on their team in order to spawn as her for a single life, most likely devoting such a mechanic to an entirely new mode.

Playable Miss Pauling. Make it happen, Valve!

Yeah, yeah, increased functionality, assisting your friends, backwards compatibility, YAWN.

Personally, I'd love to hear more thorough backstory about all the rival mega-corporations that manufacture the quadrillions of weapons that litter Pandora, since you only learn various tidbits about them in the games.

As the final kick in the dick, Genesect's shoulder cannon works as intended, meaning there's literally zero excuse as to why Game Freak didn't give the proper animations to Blastoise.

Yeah. Graphics. Woo.