The perfect accessory for when your Hello Kitty Ferarri bursts into flames!

Transistor this week, Watch Dogs and Ace Combat Infinity next week!

Ooooh. For a moment, I thought it was a play on words since Outrage is an actual move that Gyarados can learn in the games.

NO, MIRANDA. THE MINERALS ARE IMMEDIATELY TELEPORTED ONTO THE SHIP BY SPACE MAGIC.

Oh hell yes. The Steamboat Willie stage in Kingdom Hearts 2 was one of the most memorable gaming experiences I've ever had. Making an entire game around this style is something I can definitely get behind.

That didn't happen. What you're looking at actually doesn't exist.

I'm clearly in the minority, but I'd rather stare at a female's backside for several hours than a dude's.

Make one for Trainer Gold, then you'll have my attention!

You forgot the excessive amounts of poop and death.

Probably because - this is just a thing for me, personally - Mario Kart is starting to feel a bit "ho hum", you know? I mean, yeah each new iteration makes some sort of effort to change things up a bit, be it through some form of customization or varying terrain, but it just feels like none of the newer Mario Karts…

Pokemon Snap U? Oh no, no, no, no. That would just make too much sense in Nintendo's efforts to bolster Wii U sales.

I'm cautiously optimistic, but ultimately, I'll be waiting to see the first impressions and reviews as the deciding factor as to whether or not I'll pick this game up at launch, DLC bonuses be damned.

Really enjoying the hell out of Mercenary Kings on PS4, which is currently the freebie for PS+ members. Also working on the platinum for Infamous: Second Son to tide me over until Transistor and Watch_Dogs hit later this month.

I will also accept: "David Head Saves Christmas".

I knew it! ANOTHER "inspired by Minecraft" indie game! When will it end?!

Winner.

I lost it at this one. Good work.

Sorry, Mike! Black Ops 2 beat you to it!