They burn them.

Hatsune Miku: Project Diva. No contest.

No love for Youngster Joey and his top 1% Rattata? It's a crime that he didn't have one in X/Y.

Alright. It was in poor taste. My bad.

I will just leave this here. (slightly NSFW-but-not-really-all-that-bad)

There's an "achievement unlocked" joke tucked nicely in here somewhere, but I'm just too lazy.

Holy shit. This would work on so many levels.

Or even worse, you have a Scrafty gang war erupt on your turf.

Uhhh. These are kind of weird looking. Can we have this made into a comic instead?

As a fun fact, I actually used to bartend on the side to help me get through college, and Campari was hands down, one of the the liqueurs I was asked most often about whenever patrons would see the thing on our backbar.

With his robotic sister named Tumble and their creator, Professor Bright.

For me, personally?

"In just a few short minutes, I'm going to show YOU how to make homemade weaponry! You can't miss this!"

I've always had a hatred for Meloetta since it's one of those stupid "Event Only" Pokemon which is currently impossible to obtain unless you have another equally stupid event only monster to trade for it like Mew or Genesect.

Psh. This keyboard is not for sale, is it? :[

If this headset doesn't stop me from getting 360 no-scope headshot instakilled from across entire maps by MLG tryhards, then it's worth fuck all.

Might have to jump on this. Pokemon has some of the best damn music around.

Damn, now someone needs to make a Waluigi Horse so that the circle is complete.

While the notion of a developer taking their time on a title can be seen as hopeful, it's important to remember that if ANYBODY can fuck anything up in the worst possible way, it's EA.

Aw, cheer up guys. There's always a silver lining.