What, you expected a pet sim?

Now that I think about it, that'd make an excellent ringtone.

Hardly.

That looks like an outtake.

I was enjoying New Leaf...

Say all you want about Sega not bringing their Japanese hits over to North America, but earlier this year they made a bunch of freaks who love anime robot singing very happy. Yeah, I'm one of those. I love rhythm games, as we've established, and from my other selections here one might gather I am a fan of Japanese…

Why Pokemon X/Y should be game(s) of the year:

Good. They should be charged. Glitter is some serious shit. You get some of that on you and it'll be there for MONTHS, no matter how hard you try to wash it off.

Hmm... seems to be missing something...

More female characters in Smash?

Uhm. No 3DS release? Excuse me?

Psh, if you're going to pick the best gun from GTAV, then the Advanced Rifle is the obvious choice. Looks awesome, handles awesome, and, like most decent weapons, takes an eternity to unlock in online multiplayer without abusing glitches.

"Time to bring the heat to those damn satanic lesbians!"

I love my Vita to bits, but it's times like this where I feel guilty that the thing is starting to collect dust after the 3DSXL has recently swept me off my feet with life-absorbing games like New Leaf and Pokemon X.

Tearaway, Gravity Rush, DJMax: Technika Tune, Lumines: Electronic Symphony, Wipeout 2048, and Persona 4 Golden would be my top picks.

P3's female protagonist?!

That image is causing me physical pain.

Sold. Sorry, wallet. This is too good to pass up.

Make.Sense

All I'm hoping for is some serious Juri buffs. Her character design is great and she's so fucking fun to play as, but her general lack of options means she gets her face ran into the wall against any competent high-tier.