I don't know, man. The boulder punch is pretty damn hard to top.

Oh yes. I've ensured that he's run over/shot/punched/stabbed/blown up/died horribly almost every time I drive by there.

Psh. Of course not. What kind of sicko do you take me for?

Ditto, Transform.

I'm holding out for a white one, personally.

I just pretended that Sam was murdered by a secret satanic lesbian sex cult and her body was in the attic. :[

I'm with you. The game creates a considerably eerie environment and... nothing satisfying comes out of it.

Gotta get dem' clicks, man.

These guys take the cake for GTA television hilarity, IMO.

Prometheus never happened. That movie does not exist.

The Cerberus Pass was the shit. You got Zaeed, the Normandy crash site DLC, the Eviscerator shotgun, and tons of other neat goodies. The Arc Projector was one of the best weapons in the game, even on Insanity.

***MAJOR GTA V SPOILERS***

Oh gawd, its resistant to Adblock like some kind of mutated virus! The advertisements are learning!

Pretty much this. PS+ does a pristine job offering up FAR more interesting/various games. Over the past year, some of the games that have been on offer included Hitman: Absolution, ICO/Shadow of the Colossus, Saints Row: The Third, Uncharted 3 Single Player, King Of Fighters XIII, Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning, XCOM:…

Survival mode has been nerfed. If you try to camp on rooftops or try to fortify a safe location that's AWAY from the enemy hordes, the game will attempt to boot you until you walk back into the center of the arena.

-the game starves players of extra lives

They want to tempt you to spend real money on cash cards by making things as difficult as possible on players who want to get through GTA Online the honest way.

And then watch them regurgitate Simple and Clean/Sanctuary for the 7th time. D:

Yes, because receiving care and attention from a place like this is so much more horrible than living under the constant threat of being eaten by sea lions, whales, leopard seals, and sharks out in the wild.