@Mr_LaZy: Then the motion controls are more useful!

@El_Mexicutioner: There are actually studies that show that abstinence programs, when removed from religious, etc, contexts, are effective.

By the look of that screenshot, someone needs to update their Chrome!

@jepzilla: You know he'll claim those are insanely high-resolution doctored photos, now.

@her0_0f_time: Is it secret?

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: Phonesex is a completely different, and more revered market compared to cybersex. :<

@destryer: Oh god. My co-worker eats entire pounds of these things over the course of 2 days. xD

@destryer: ... What? xD

@Neko_Tech: Damn right! Blasted kids don't appreciate the fine control of having a finger for every button. All thumbs these days, damn kids.

@ThePriceofEggsinMalta: Well, we've seen chess matches break out in the middle of a roller coaster ( [xkcd.com] ), so why not?

@sid9221: Aaand this has to be the shittiest, most non-sequitor segue into religion-hate I've seen so far.

Imagine having to rotate the wheels on this. I can't imagine them wearing anywhere near uniformly.

Maybe I'm the freak, but I'm going to be buying BlazBlue CS instead.

Makes me think of a thinkpad. Huh.

@mhatti3000: The content is most definitely changed. The Helicopter was faked to be as if it were in the air, surveying things, for one. And poorly so. A command center shot turned blank screens into rather bad copy-paste jobs of stock footage.

I now demand a pair of brass knuckles that trails colour splodge behind my punch that says "KAPOW!" and does a trumpet flourish on contact.

@iphone_myphone: Yeah, my aesthetics comment was a bit of a dick thing to say, sorry about that. But when I was talking about 'aesthetics,' I was referring to how 'pretty' a post looked (ie, a post with at least some line breaks and periods is 'better aesthetically' than someone who type in…

@ThePaul: Aaand now I have a disturbing new mental image of "Granola Bar."

@Jared D: Hey, fruits have pulp too, so it's all good in the end, right?

@iphone_myphone: Now you've completely switched, picking up some grammar and punctuation and the like (albeit with some incorrect words), and the dropping the paragraphs I gave you credit for.