Even without Alzheimer's, I'd probably forget that this thing was a USB drive, and then lose it like I lost all my wedge erasers.

I'll reach for the low-hanging fruit here:

@iphone_myphone: Hello there obvious iphone fanboy by name! I don't own an iPhone. I don't demand anything from Apple, because I do not buy their products, and I do not buy their products because I like to have my devices functional before considering aesthetics.

@RenRen: Isn't that the mentality of the rape condom?

@ThePaul: If you buy a horse and its teeth are fucked up, be critical of the 'free' equinorthodontist they send you?

@gemcosta: On a similar vein of thought...

@somethinghead: Granted, it would take an interesting amount of thought to finger a chord upside down.

@YellowRex: Yes... because we've been making progress this entire time. Once a new sort of battery comes around the corner, there's another. Lead-acid, ni-cad, li-ion.

@YellowRex: If we're talking a hundred years... then yes. Battery tech revolutions have been around the corner, and coming right round that corner, yes? o_o

Doesn't a lack of pulse somewhat put him at risk of clotting? The start-stop nature of a heartbeat helps keep things from clumping together so much.

I knew it! Cyanogen is a secret Apple spy!

@satirical duck hat: Whoever's running that feed's just running screencap software and clicking between different feeds. Idiot can't decide which one to stick to. :<

Now, my friends! Now is the time to draw arbitrarily large schlongs and disproportionate breasts upon your google search screen!

@Chris Chambers: Best I can figure, it's D86, or DIBS. Sorry.

Amazing. How comfortable can they make it/how much can you carry in it before it can't take an overnight?

@Chernobyl: It'd certainly give me... wood.

@Robert 'K-M' Alicea: I think you mean "bloody awesome." In a non-British way, of course.

One thing I've been looking to steal from Firefox is the idea of removing the address bar from Pinned/App tabs. It makes sense. The tab should be dedicated solely to that location anyway, and it would free up some space on my laptop screen.

I'm afraid I must refer to anything Avatar-esque as "ponytail sodomy" now.

The one on the right looks vaguely like a proto-iPhone...