@Allicks: Yeah, really! I need mine personally fitted just so that they accentuate the dimples of my buttocks! And there's a very certain way I require my crotch to be padded.

Gamecube purple and what I really hope is a wood-grain/guitar esque orange and not a trick of the lighting.

The only office application I'll pay for is OneNote, which isn't -exactly- an office application anyway.

@globones (not a mark, but a smark): You're right in that it doesn't, but with the space above the screen, there is a potential for a much larger, wider screen with the same aspect ratio.

@Augure: I think that people who try to be condescending while typing sentences that make no sense aren't very intelligent, and generally never will be.

@psychonaut2021: Do the Charleston:

@psychonaut2021: Do the Charleston: Whoooo, conspiracy theories.

@supra5mge: I found the original PS3 to be nice, but huge and impractical (I hate glossy/chrome surfaces. They scratch and collect dust).

@djlaser: Common Road goes both ways, you'll notice.

Can Mortal Kombat beat BlazBlue for their story mode, I wonder.

@Who wants toast?: Yes. Those who post duplicate puns are quite harshly... pun-ished.

@MercerCh00x: And complaints about jokes in bad taste. And jokes about complaints.

I'd have to go for the Evo. I'd like it better if it were not ROLFHUGE nor so battery consumptive, but eh.

I tested good for focus, pretty bad on juggling.

I was horribly disappointed when I realized this wasn't an article for a Winnie the Pooh game.

On your wall, is that a decorative tube light of some sort, or possibly half of an extra-large can of Old Spice?

I think it's funny how the Hulk's attacks seem to almost completely obscure his opponents.

@MisterJumpMan: Yes, people are just people, but certainly you would find it absurd if a Caucasian were to try to play the part of a tribal African. And if they did it poorly, it would reflect upon a little old American thing called "Blackface."

@cayton: Hah. Same here.

@MrNose: Yeah, what everyone else said. Someone said something dick-ish, and lost the right to having a coherent post. Usually a warning to getting banned, but this time seems to have accompanied the ban itself.