Blount was immediately spotted because he was the only person not in a Steelers jersey near LP field.

He finally found the guy who bumped into his car in the parking lot, and is insisting that the guilty party fix a dent.

Something didn't sit right about a kid who was in two plane crashes. Did some searching and found out that both crashes were small planes piloted by his dad.

Fortunately, Cutler is immune to criticism. Unlike his kids, who aren't immune to a goddamn thing.

I'm actually a very famous and important method actor, and as part of my upcoming role in Bad Internet, Good Internet, I've spent a lot of time reading and commenting on sports blogs. If I've learned one thing, it's that FUCK YOU DEADSPIN, JUST WAIT UNTIL JAMEIS WINSTON'S ACCUSER IS FOUND OUT TO BE LYING!!! WE IN…

literally invisible

You say he's a staple, but I see a man in need of several.

Well of course he's bound to play the heel. What else would you expect from Mr. Burfict?

Many teenagers with autism-spectrum disorder have difficulty paying attention for prolonged periods of time, so it's uplifting to these kids help Austin identify goals and stick to them.

"Do you have a national championship ring?"

What the fuck is wrong with Americano?

"Doesn't scare me."

You know the situation is seriously fucked up when it's getting me to like Adam Schefter

In related news, Giants fans mourn the passing of Eli Manning.

I guess you could say he was... Cracker Jacked.

It was actually "Dress as your favorite Yankee" night at the stadium. Andrew was just being Cory Lidle.

Something tells me this isn't the first blockage his chest has experienced.

I have to assume Rex thought of something much, much different when he heard he'd be watching "footy."