Is it cannibalism if a Cardinal eats crow?

Those kids had a pretty good attempt but I think me and my friend did it better over the weekend...

Impressive, but the best version of the read option I ever saw was when Tim Tebow got through a choose-your-own adventure primer for his Anthro 101 class.

Its about time this worked out. Oakland has never shied away from any Priors.

She'll be getting a phone call from Brian McCann about excessive celebration.

Rumor has it, this was all caused when an angry Alabama fan poisoned the ticket oak.

You would think that with all of the physical contact he had with women that he would have at least popped a Woody.

A bit of a dark direction to take a tribute to Andy Reid's son, in my opinion.

MILLENNIAL YEARNING
or: 1,250 WORDS CONCERNING MY JUNK – A PRETENTIOUSLY LONG-TITLED PERSONAL ESSAY ABOUT ENNUI, ANXIETY AND WHITE PRIVILEGE IN THE 21^st CENTURY
By Wendel Clark Bar

“Just chill the fuck out,” I say to my penis.

Every single time, I read that US Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Wow, the Susan G. Komen Foundation is really getting its name out there this month.

This wouldn't have happened if they had spent their Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! down at the iglesia like all the other good little Catholics.

You'd think he'd be happy a woman he's with would be willing to share some tail with him.

Cause they'd be too busy sucking each other's dicks. AMIRITE?!!!!!

Not to brag but that was me at work.

And a kickstarter fund to raise him $100,000 that ends up earning him close to a $1MM in 5...4...3...

Miami played in the first NFL game in London, not shocking at all that if people there were to pick a team it might be one they saw in person.

The best part is, now she doesn't have to go to Detroit

It's different if you don't limit it to NFL teams.

pussy.