Mike Pero, update your hairstyle bro. The top 1/4 of your head looks like a ventriloquist dummy's. Just slick that front part back.

The scariest part about this is that this school district, Pittsford-Sutherland, is a very well-educated and privileged student body. The kid leading this chant has probably already gotten into a list of great schools like Cornell or Duke or something similar. He will probably get suspended for a week, and then things…

Leslie, do you happen to live in a flyover state? Just wondering...

YES! YES! YES!

WAT

Yeah, but you understand she does this to stay relevant? Not up to her to post these pictures, this is a publicist, record label, etc turning the screws here. You'll notice these pictures are also WAY higher resolution than an iPhone or Samsung phone.

I always wondered what kind of pussies are walking around constantly getting "friend-zoned" any way?

Or maybe this whole thing was a complete setup, this happened days after the game was played, and Fox Sports just wanted a reason to give a youth football organization $50K on camera.

Yeah dude, that black guy is totes about to steal that guitar. Seriously? Petrified?

+ 1,000

Of course Cleveland's organization is so fucking bad they couldn't even offer a coordinator from a good team. They had to pick out the brightest spot on the Bills and poach him. Fuck you, Cleveland. You can have Lake Erie, we just want Pettine back.

Malin basically looks like a life sized praying mantis at this point.

The loudest portion of the Pro Bowl Draft

This is incredible. You couldn't get a better jealous reporter face if you set it up.

Dude, no Reese's Peanut Butter Crunch? This wins hands-down every time as far as cereal milk goes.

They're right about Kentucky, but they forgot Texas, Florida, Alabama, North Carolina, South Carolina, West Virginia, the rest of the South and of the Mid-west and Utah.

I have this haircut.

Will everyone please stop giving this woman attention?

Missing: Marty Biron vs. Ray Emery, 2007

Fuck off