That’s why they’re perfect killing machines.

Playing a sport and playing a videogame (possibly of that sport) are analogous. Watching a professional sport and watching a professional play a videogame are analogous. Playing a sport and watching someone play a videogame are not analogous.

Gold star for funny funny title.

Can they make a GLaDOS/Wheatley personality ghost mod as pre-order material? That would definitely make it worth it.

“Get in there bear.”

As buttf*cking crazy as that is. Thomas-the-Train-Engine dragons and Fus Ro Farts still win. Though, gleefully murder-twisting the guard while in ice cream face is close. I guffawed.

Never gets old.

(RIP Gjallarhorn.)

“Why are people playing video games for so long, and losing their sense of time in a way that you don’t, perhaps, with a book or a crossword, or even with a Netflix season?”

Kind of reminds me of Portal, where you’re just doing a a bunch of tests. At least at the start.

Huehuehueh...

No idea what’s going on, but it reminds me of some stuff *cough*zombieporn*cough* that used to show up on newsfilter.org.

Rayquaza?

Does anyone else think that Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle-Cars is fantastic name?

Impenetrable memes are always the best. Keeps the plebes out.

Forgive me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t Tekken the quintessential button masher with combos that weren’t sequential inputs?

I’m a little jaded on how it differs from the books in so many important ways.

This is the best theory I’ve heard so far, assuming he hasn’t shown up in Season 5 (haven’t seen any of Season 5).