Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

I’ve got no shock left for anything Trump says at this point - he was always a dim-witted narcissist and asshole who I now suspect must be suffering from some sort of serious cognitive decline - but....the government refused to lift food stamp restrictions...?

Hmmm...a power outage that melts and spoils his ice cream, no A/C so he is sweating and his belly sags out when he has to take off his jacket which is tailored to conceal his fat paunch, his red MAGA hat leaves a glaring red-dyed sweat ring around his head and no one tells him about it, the microphone won’t work so he…

I’d watch what I say about Barkley. You know what he’s capable of...

They’re doubling the standard deduction, so most people with mortgages won’t pay enough in interest to need that deduction anymore.

Well that’s part of the problem, though. As they state above, most of us who that deduction actually helps will no longer benefit from it. My house was tough for us to afford; still is. We had to get out of renting, though. But it’s not a multi-million dollar home and we don’t have the money to contribute large sums…

I didn’t know I could fucking hate a person THIS much.

A quick look at this proposal betrays that, even with the doubled personal exemption, a person making $25k/ yr will save <$150; a person making $1million/yr will save at least >$30k.

*fewer

Sounds like your kids are going to have some pretty bad sunburns.

He convinced the Spanish government that they owe him money?

I think “Catalan is going to finally succeed” meant “Catalonia is going to finally secede.”

The Hopester, making copies!

Only for 6 months.

Cut Rex some slack. He’s new to this and will eventually get there. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a few feet.

“We shall send the Welsh up to the moon to mine Helium 3"

This isn’t getting a lot of traction elsewhere so I’m going to leave it here:

Let’s dissect this for a moment.

Think about a hypothetical scenario in the near-future when a government or corporation can remotely restrict the range of a car due to one reason or other. Or if you think that’s overly dramatic and unlikely, how about if your car’s manufacturer goes bankrupt or is bought up by some other company that either decides…

Yeah, it’s totally suspicious when you respond to a call about gunshots and find people running away and ducking behind cover.