I think “Catalan is going to finally succeed” meant “Catalonia is going to finally secede.”

The Hopester, making copies!

Only for 6 months.

Cut Rex some slack. He’s new to this and will eventually get there. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a few feet.

“We shall send the Welsh up to the moon to mine Helium 3"

This isn’t getting a lot of traction elsewhere so I’m going to leave it here:

Let’s dissect this for a moment.

Think about a hypothetical scenario in the near-future when a government or corporation can remotely restrict the range of a car due to one reason or other. Or if you think that’s overly dramatic and unlikely, how about if your car’s manufacturer goes bankrupt or is bought up by some other company that either decides…

Yeah, it’s totally suspicious when you respond to a call about gunshots and find people running away and ducking behind cover.

This was always going to be a shitty week given that DACA was rescinded. But as a Pats fan who lives on St Thomas, and who hasn’t heard from anyone in 24 hours, has no idea if his office or home are still standing, and has no idea when he can go home, this is pretty much the only thing in my life that I’m going to…

THEY WERE DUE!

I was on that flight. Here is my Verrit code:

Donald Trump “pledging” to donate $1m and Donald Trump actually donating $1m are two very different things. My guess is this donation, if it happens, will be funded through the foundation, to which he actually contributes nothing.

Looking at that picture, I tried to imagine them having sex and all I could come up with was this...

police were called after Duffy fell asleep in his car in a Burger King drive-through.

It’s a quote from an old Russian parable. Loosely translated: “The bear thus bent twain tasted its proboscis which was bitter.”

Oh to be young and think Glenn Beck was the worst problem in our media landscape. We were so naive.

You’re an engineer, which explains why you have no understanding of libel law.

It’s absolutely, undeniably a false equivalency to equate wealthy people who owned slaves in a society where every wealthy person owned slaves to people who actively chose to attempt to rebel against their country’s government and form their own government for the specific and sole purpose of continuing the right to…

You reap what you sow. She is neither a child or a victim and I assume at some point in her life someone explained to her how unprotected sex works. I don’t wish ill will on her and don’t think she deserves to be blacklisted for her gross political views but hopefully this makes her rethink the company she keeps, as…