It’s so nice to be younger than these people because as time passes, they’ll all die off, and then I can organize a grave pissin’ roadtrip the likes of which this great nation has never before seen!!!!!!! YYEEEEEEHAAAAAA!!!!

I shared this last week, but I finally decided to go to law school, got a scholarship, committed to a school, and was pretty nerve-wracked about it. I haven’t told many people yet, just close family.

They’re just going to stop holding Town Hall meetings then. “Too many troublemakers and nobody wants to listen to ‘our side’”, they’ll say. The refuge of the tyrant: ignore anything that doesn’t support your version of the truth.

The Doom of Valyria seems a lot like The Simarillion to me... Great story, but dozens of random elves/Targs running around is a lot more difficult to pull off on screen than on page.

SB 562 is working its way through the California legislature. Some text...

I remember campaigning for Obama in 2008. I was selected to give a speech to introduce him at a rally, after which, he thanked me by name on television. After his rally, I met him backstage and had photos taken.

one-hand-dribbling, set-shot-launching, no-dunking, two-pointers-only

“To talk him out of doing crazy things.”

“I kind of pooh-poohed the experience stuff when I first got here,” explained one White House official, “But this shit is hard.”

Chappelle’s Show spoof of the street interviews is 100 times better than any actual episode of Real Sex.

No couple REALLY cues up an episode of Real Sex to get in the mood.

“His parents grudgingly signed the forms, and McSorley travelled just across the B.C. border to Blaine, Wash., to enlist in the U.S. army, which was accepting anyone who came through the door.”

Sessions was referring to Hawaii. It’s unclear whether or not Sessions knows that Hawaii is one of the fifty states or if he was just being racist.

second-best. 

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Trump and “golden” in the same sentence. Hmm, what else does that remind me of?

I clicked on this expecting to find out that DeVos had appointed that UT affirmative action bitch.

“Player Hater’s Ball” was such an underrated skit.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

[...] and ESPN notes that she will have an “expanded on-site presence at events such as the Masters, World Series, Super Bowl, the College Football Playoff, and College Football National Championship.”