I’m pretty sure Chancellor Merkel was thinking the same thing.

Riechshtagg fire 2 electric boogaloo here we come!

No you don’t, I get sunburnt very bad.

If you disgorge an antelope, does that mean it’s a cantaloupe?

Alternative headline:

“These people deserve to suffer because they have political/moral failings” is the conservative argument about the poor. Don’t make it your own.

Was that body blindfolded and carrying a scale?

Because he strung some words together that could maybe kinda be construed as a joke, but mostly just seems like a stupid insult of a sports team, Matheny is being sued for impersonation by the Deadspin comments.

What you’re missing is that your income should be going up by even MORE, but it’s not because of income inequality. You’re being robbed, but you don’t care because they’re throwing you a few cents out of every dollar they take. And the fact that you don’t care is what lets them get away with it.

Why does seven become purple?

I wouldn’t say that the 20 million people who got health insurance for the first time, or the 15 million who found jobs, or the middle class workers who saw the biggest year-over-year earnings jump in history, were screwed by Obama.

“At the end of the day, we just couldn’t walk away from mutual alliteration.”

—Buffalo Bills Personnel Person on sudden signing of Tyrod Taylor

Took a Mythology class in my final semester. Tolkein’s daughter actually sat in on one of the classes, which was really cool.

Somewhat related: just found out that I’m going to get to take a class on Tolkien in my final quarter of undergrad, and I’m over the goddamn moon.

Shadow of Mordor was my first big “wow” moment on my PS4. I frigging LOVED the game. It ticked a lot of boxes for me. I can’t wait for this one. The idea of taking down customized forts and then setting them up as my own sounds really fun.

Kind of nifty for Wikileaks to plan a data dump just in time to create some smoke around Trump’s wiretapping Trashfire.

I know. They have overplayed their hand with Mr. Khan. He is a ivy league educated citizen of 30 years and a Gold Star member. His federal case will be a huge FUCK YOU to TrumPutin and President Bannon. It is shows a abuse of power ( and we all know it does), it can open more boxes.

I hope every current and former member of the US military is made aware of this incredible show of disrespect to a Gold Star family by a man who claims “nobody loves the military more than me.*”