Because he strung some words together that could maybe kinda be construed as a joke, but mostly just seems like a stupid insult of a sports team, Matheny is being sued for impersonation by the Deadspin comments.

What you’re missing is that your income should be going up by even MORE, but it’s not because of income inequality. You’re being robbed, but you don’t care because they’re throwing you a few cents out of every dollar they take. And the fact that you don’t care is what lets them get away with it.

Why does seven become purple?

I wouldn’t say that the 20 million people who got health insurance for the first time, or the 15 million who found jobs, or the middle class workers who saw the biggest year-over-year earnings jump in history, were screwed by Obama.

“At the end of the day, we just couldn’t walk away from mutual alliteration.”

—Buffalo Bills Personnel Person on sudden signing of Tyrod Taylor

Shadow of Mordor was my first big “wow” moment on my PS4. I frigging LOVED the game. It ticked a lot of boxes for me. I can’t wait for this one. The idea of taking down customized forts and then setting them up as my own sounds really fun.

Kind of nifty for Wikileaks to plan a data dump just in time to create some smoke around Trump’s wiretapping Trashfire.

Exactly. As if the cost of a phone plan would cover premiums—let alone prescriptions and co-pays.

I know. They have overplayed their hand with Mr. Khan. He is a ivy league educated citizen of 30 years and a Gold Star member. His federal case will be a huge FUCK YOU to TrumPutin and President Bannon. It is shows a abuse of power ( and we all know it does), it can open more boxes.

I hope every current and former member of the US military is made aware of this incredible show of disrespect to a Gold Star family by a man who claims “nobody loves the military more than me.*”

Gold Star father Khizr Khan, a vocal Trump critic, was reportedly told that his traveling privileges are “under review.” [Politico]

“These people have awful names.”

You must be new to Deadspin Barry, we call those dongs here.

I was three paragraphs in before I realized that the answer to “How to punch a puncher” was not “join a union.”

From actor Don Cheadle talking about Trumpheimer:

Hey here’s a fun thing; consider what kind of world we’d be living in if 2009 had opened with the following headlines.

“I watched a movie the other night, great movie - the director is a fan of mine. So I watched this movie, it’s a spy movie you know. Espionage, treason, henchmen - the whole nine yards, ask anyone. And so I watched this movie and there’s this scene with this actor, I can’t remember his name, but he’s a great actor.…