“These people have awful names.”

You must be new to Deadspin Barry, we call those dongs here.

I was three paragraphs in before I realized that the answer to “How to punch a puncher” was not “join a union.”

From actor Don Cheadle talking about Trumpheimer:

Hey here’s a fun thing; consider what kind of world we’d be living in if 2009 had opened with the following headlines.

“I watched a movie the other night, great movie - the director is a fan of mine. So I watched this movie, it’s a spy movie you know. Espionage, treason, henchmen - the whole nine yards, ask anyone. And so I watched this movie and there’s this scene with this actor, I can’t remember his name, but he’s a great actor.…

I wonder if all those White House leaks are happening partly because no one there knows how the “reply all” function works.

It links to Angelfire and he still updates his MySpace top 8.

At least he will support an investigation into this matter, right?

About emails - Jeff Sessions’s spokesperson (DOJ employee) is emailing from her gmail account. Sarah Flores.

As long as you can get American soldiers killed, you will always have defenders, because there will always be people who think saying that American soldiers were sent somewhere to die for no good reason is more offensive than sending American soldiers somewhere to die for no good reason.

Sebastian Gorka tried and failed to establish a right-wing political party of his own in Hungary. But since moving to the United States he and his wife have been much more successful establishing themselves as a joint political force. In July 2016, Sebastian said that Trump had been reaching out to him privately for…

God, you are such a pussy. Ive lived here for five decades and I never pissed my pants once over immigrants, legal or not. Your ilk does it daily.

No, fuck all that. An Indian immigrant was MURDERED in Kansas just a few days ago by a white supremacist who was motivated by the type of anti-immigrant sentiment that Donald Trump has promoted and mainstreamed further than any other politician in recent memory. And what does he do? Basically completely dismisses the…

Did you miss the part where he shifted the blame of the botched Navy SEAL operation to the generals and Obama? This man is a fucking disgrace and a coward. No one should respect this man. What a piece of shit.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Does this explain the font changes, neverending loading and ghost posts?

Good Afternoon Betsy,