Oooohhh.....I want that take. I need it

Has anyone floated the “Durant fled OKC because he didn’t want to play in Westbrook’s shadow” take yet?

I hope somebody is there to remind the burglars of the mess they left when they went away.

So a dude with more money than most people see in their lives chose to take advantage of economically-disadvantaged individuals for the sake of some anti-Semitic “humor,” and is now surprised that there are consequences that go with that kind of behavior.

Got it.

Having read some of the comments on the previous article…

Don’t forget that Petraeus was actually convicted of doing what Hillary Clinton was merely accused of doing.

If Gen. Petraeus is selected as the new national security adviser, he will have to notify his probation officer within 72 hours.

There’s never a goddamn bathtub around when you need it the most.

Despite this being 2017, it took me a minute to realize you meant the Secret Service and weren’t referring to the Nazi military group.

Like you said, you’re not American.

Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

One time, I forgot about a presentation I had in fourth grade. I didn’t research or read anything. Totally forgot about it for weeks. I did my best to wing it, but I only fooled the other idiot kids in the room, not my teacher. Every time Trump speaks, I hear that presentation.

Well, his kids run the businesses, Bannon runs him and the country, leaving the orange shit-gibbon to stare at the glowy box and bitch about it on Twitter.

Unequivocally.

As a person who has attended golf tournaments, I can unequivocally state that there are no good people who attend golf tournaments.

ikr

Quimby: Also it has been brought to my attention that a number of you are stroking guns...

I think he likes to talk tough to compensate for the fact he’s terrified of stairs.

Big if true

CONSPIRACY THEORY: