“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

It’s clear that mr. Khan’s suggestion didn’t work and Donny boy has never even come close to reading the Constitution. Someone should tweet it out to him slowly and gently because Twitter seems to match his attention span.

Has any coach taken one undefeated season followed by absolute ass kicking in a Natty and carried 20 losses over the next 4 years and kept his job like Kelly has?

Karjakin is also a great way to kill time in traffic.

Politico reports that he is considering former Democratic Rep. Harold Ford, Jr. for transportation secretary

Oh so Jordan is running for President in 8 years now that Obama roasted him?

God I’m gonna miss Barry O

If you’re paying less than $5 a pound, you’re buying ass

It’s amazing to me how quickly the “mainstream media” has normalized this shit. Not even two weeks after the election, and still months before he’s sworn in, and fucking CNN is already waffling on whether it’s really fair to expect the leader of the free world to alienate his base by confirming that he doesn’t think…

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

You Shitti Farty Dirty Nasty Jude Bitch!

What I think is complicated, I admit, and not entirely clear even to me.

I’m impressed with how a freakishly athletic 21-year-old managed to mimic that 52-year-old middle manager from the morning run.

Sincere thanks to all of you at Jez and The Slot that continue to report this shit.

I know their actual names are in the headline, but I literally still somehow read this as “Of Course Leia Fucked Han Solo,” and I was like.....well, yeah. Who ever doubted that?

That’s kind of like saying Joseph Goebbels and Hermann Goering didn’t commit genocide. Hitler did.

“He was right all along. Did you see what I was wearing? I was totally asking for it”

you know what i will miss most about obama?