That’s kind of like saying Joseph Goebbels and Hermann Goering didn’t commit genocide. Hitler did.

“He was right all along. Did you see what I was wearing? I was totally asking for it”

you know what i will miss most about obama?

A harsher punishment would have been to make him play the next four games.

Please, please, please, let the Trump-Pence administration’s first full scale scandal... be the contents of leaked emails.

While it’s true (as I mentioned in my last post) that the difference between one perigee moon and another is virtually imperceptible, for me it’s still pretty darn cool just knowing that this is the largest the full moon has appeared in the sky since 1948.

Things were looking up for him.

well......at least not in a good way

I just wanted to get on top of his toes.

In difficult times such as these, it’s nice to see Americans go back to the one unifying, unambiguously good past-time that has lasted them for over 240 years: kicking the shit out of the Irish.

“I just get in their heads and screw with them. Take them out of their element. Just watch”

I work with people who talk about term limits like they’d be a good thing. And my response is always “if no one doing the job has been there for more than 4 years, no one is going to know what they’re doing. Instead of 30 year congressmen, you’ll have a majority leader’s chief of staff or a party boss who hangs…

Shock is a luxury. No time for luxury anymore. Time to organize, protest, volunteer.

I mean, if you get married on any date between November 2 and 8, there’s a decent chance you’ll vote on election day.

He then got a letter from Belichick that read: “Congratulations on a tremendous campaign. You have to deal with an unbelievable slanted and negative media and have come out beautifully. You have proven to be the ultimate competitor fighter. Your leadership is amazing. I have always had tremendous respect for you but…

I’m glad you mentioned girls in a small town instead of just your dad in a trailer for a “get laid” bet.

My grandfather died without ever having seen the cubs win the world series. So, my Dad, ever the crazy asshole he is, brought a radio out on the porch so gramps could listen in from heaven. We all thought he was going out there to jack off, but nope he was going out there to be with his Dad, which I thought was sweet.…

But why would a man who constantly lies and never got caught believe a bunch of stupid conspiracy theories that claim government officials are lying about everything?

Not surprised he would do that. He’s always been a “me me” kind of guy.

Curiously, Melania Trump was not part of the photo