We’ve seen Jets get roasted this badly before. The planned demolition of the W*redacted*

He’s certainly not booing Old County Buffet, that’s for sure.

It must be heartbreaking, knowing that your father doesn’t really want to have sex with you.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

there’s a guy outside who says he needs to be in here

You learn a lot about yourself after dating what appeared to be a vivacious sexpot you met at a fun party, but who in reality was an unhinged loon with serious alcohol/drug problems.

Crazy is also fun, though

They could have pulled this off so much better by killing Abraham last season, putting everyone off guard under the idea that “hey they killed a main character but not the one we expected.” Leaving you to wonder how the rest were getting out of this, and then OPENED with Glenn becoming roadkill.

Day 1: Bob punches you in the face.

No, this was not the only good part of the debate.

My personal fav was when she said “he choked” while in Mexico. The train flew clear off the tracks after that.

*Super Lanyard-dick voice* Hey get a load of this election... it’s like have we TRIED turning the election off and turning it back on, folks....?

Has someone tried uhh... cleaning the heads of the uh VCR but it’s this election because I think they are dirty

Do you remember when Ted Cruz was spouting off about carpet bombing (which verse was that in the Bible? I can’t remember) and Obama went on the record saying essentially “That is a literal war crime. We are bombing as much as intelligence allows.”

I saw this on the interwebs somewhere - not sure who it’s attributed to - but god damn it is spot on and worth a re-post elsewhere.

Wow. I’m sorry, but you missed the entire point of this article- you literally left out what the problem is. The state police SEIZED the tens of thousands (estimated 45,000) of voter registration forms that were filled in by voters, but need to be turned in. All of those people who registered to vote will be…

Serial lier but what if he was telling the truth. Then ask yourself why a 17 year old who arranged underage boys for rich people sex parties was sitting in first class next to Trump and did he know Jeffrey Epstein?

Must be why he’s so into Ivanka, he knows the ones with the wreck of a father are the best lay.

Yeah. I actually have been just sitting here with fingers hovering over my keyboard, wondering when I stopped finding the GOP’s meltdown funny.

In response to Michelle’s comments, Melania Trump said, “Uh, no, not really. No, because you have to be in it, if you’re in it, and if you don’t agree you’d should have agreed before they ran. Bottom line is, if I didn’t agree with what Barack was saying, I would not support his run. So...I stand there proudly, and I…