With proper guidance and no additional cost, just a reapportioning of wasted money, this country could be a fucking paradise for everyone.

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

They said the same to Amelia Earhart... Or they would, you know.

Really bad time for a tangent. A black man was just murdered by the police.

In a case like Dywane and the Heat’s relationship going sour, it’s always important to ask ywh.

Maybe the only time he’s been happy to have missed the penalty.

Lupica’s got some nerve ragging on Durant for joining the Warriors while simultaneously wearing Steph Curry’s sneakers.

Remember when he was someone you disagreed with but ultimately respected? 2007 seems so long ago...

“I’m sorry for that thing I did. I mean, yeah, I knew it was wrong, which is why I did it in a sneaky way, and then lied about it. But I went ahead and did it anyway, and really enjoyed myself, and had an experience that relatively few people got to have, even though it was clear that it was intended for people other…

This mission is insane... on the level of using a sky crane to land a 1 ton rover on Mars insane. JPL is one of the scientific communities most ambitious and amazing organization and they all seem to have a LOT of fun and pride in their work.

Joe Lacob had a team of Silicon Valley programmers create a secret algorithm that determined “Adding Kevin Durant is good.” Will the disruption ever end?

Making it even more amusing is Kevin Love ended up going on to be a stats-first gunner who didn’t play a lick of D once he got to the NBA

I know this looks bad, but you have to remember, Trump is an investor. Maybe he’s holding onto the helmet now so he can donate it later, confident in the fact that a Tim Tebow signed helmet is sure to appreciate in val-

I spent the last few weeks thinking of a tree that we used to have in the backyard of our old house. All those hours I spent under that tree looking up as the sunlight dripped like honey through the leaves. When the thin cold wire of time wasn’t pressing pushing tight against my neck. There was time back then. There’s…

You rang?

“It’s lonely over here in the pro-life camp,” Kristan Hawkins, president of Students for Life of America”

It’s not obviously “Jon”. It could be “Rhaegar” and Jon Snow is just a play on John Doe. Wouldn’t Ned change Jon’s name if it was something that could give away his parentage?

You are correct that a max contract is a percentage of the cap. That’s why all max deals are reported as an estimated sum. However, the Cavs cannot resign LeBron to a max contract as they do not yet have his full Bird rights. They signed him as a free agent to the dollar equivalent of a max deal for the one and one…

Luckily the Navy has thought of that, and is implementing a cutting-edge strategy of “not throwing out everything else on the boat just because we got a laser”