This entire concept seems fairly accurate and it’s something that we’ve said about sports for centuries. If we accept this at face value, then gov’t pays to keep sports running for the unwashed masses so they don’t pay attention to everything else. Granted, that’s a messed up thing for a number of reasons. For the…

I probably should’ve gotten right with God some time ago and I feel like it’s a bit late in the day now, tbqh

Shots fired.

Wow. It must be tough being an Arsenal fan and having to deal with all that disappointment.

- Fans of around 88 other professional football clubs in England.

Ospina will be a fine replacem——gaaah I can’t even.

He died as he lived. Burning gas.

Look, man. It’s News, OK? What more do you want from us? Shit.

“Capt Balderrama: McClendon went left of center traveling at a high rate of speed, collided into bridge wall, car engulfed in flames @NewsOK”

Do we have to pick just one?

Why is it that the interior of every private plane, no matter how expensive, ends up looking like a 1985 Starcraft van conversion?

Eh, I get your point, but nobody said that about Bush in 2000. Remember, 9/11 hadn’t happened yet. The argument against him, at the time, was that he was an unqualified, unserious, culturally retrograde doofus running against the sitting Vice President.

The voters have chosen exactly what each slickly packaged general-election Republican candidate has winked and dog-whistled and hinted he secretly was in my whole entire goddamn lifetime. They’ve chosen what apparatchiks like William Kristol have spent the past 25 years pretending Ronald Reagan wasn’t.

...selecting a presidential candidate who embodies literally every animating force in American conservatism

KG should replace Stephen A. Smith immediately upon retirement.

(afraid to say anything)

Curt Schilling, a media personality who pushes his agenda on air semi-regularly, blames the “agenda-driven media” for the current political climate. Makes sense.

How the fuck can I not get a job with ESPN.

“She’s done nothing. She’s done absolutely nothing to further the success of the middle class. She jumps on the backs of people who she wants to be dependent on government. She needs these people to be dependent on her.”

Yeah, I find that opinion morally reprehensible. Obviously Hillary is to the right of Bernie, but she’s not racist troll who wants to commit war crimes. Like, wtf is wrong with people?!?