The GOP: Constantly in a battle for “Oh you think that’s a shitty thing to do?!”

No need to click the sound on for the Vine. There’s no Benny Hill music, I checked. smdh

Once again I just stopped by to fill a few minutes gap between busy work.

not to be dramatic but that is the best sentence ever to be written in the history of the english language

Before I answer: Am I allowed to put rat poison in their beer when they’re not looking?

JUST GONNA SIT OVER HERE CRYING GUYS. I’m so sorry for your loss. I’ve owned both cats and dogs and losing them opens up a hole in your heart that can shock you, especially if you aren’t prepared for the pain. You did a great thing by providing him with a home while he was here. You’re good people.

It’s one thing for an agency to provide data upon request. It’s quite another to be listed as a ‘co-author’ on a deeply flawed and highly political report

When a generally disliked, broken-down Rocket starts to incessantly finger point and place the blame on anybody other than himself, normally the next step is to make sure he never gets to Cooperstown.

Sponsors pay the bills
Sponsors want their car on the track and more importantly on the air.
Cars at the front get more air time.
Fans want to see their driver racing and racing hard.

There’s also wear and tear on the engine.
All the other cars that finished are gonna have an extra 150 miles at speed on their engines. If…

FC Midtjylland?

C’mon Draper, I know United are bad, but you don’t need to let a cat walk across a keyboard to make up teams to beat them.

Fan.freaking.tastic. Looser.

This is so silly. No one would ever buy this because Ted Cruz is a really likable guy!

The problem below market at a certain point is that if you buy a ticket in a very premium location and pay a substantial amount of money. It’s not that we don’t want that fan to sell it, but that fan is sitting there having paid a substantial amount of money for a ticket and [another] fan picks it up for a…

Counterpoint: this is awesome

Whatever kid...

The IOC would feel really bad about this, but in their defense, the bribes were exceptionally large.

Your bias has so overtaken you that you engage in wild anti-Obama fantasies. Obama leaked nothing here. The team was large, and the investigators found some talkers. You imaging coordination where you have no evidence of coordination. That is your bias talking, not reality.

Between that and reinstituting sanctions, it’d seem better than just throwing bodies and bombs at them.

Given the insane plan conservatives have had to do everything possible to fight Obama on everything since Day 1 of his first term, it’s difficult to believe the deal was a bad one. Especially since every other country but one is happy with it. And Israel doesn’t count given how dickish they’ve been acting.