Fertilizer can.

I would hope not.

Let it snow!

I’d be very interested in seeing Christopher Reeve kick anything.

Unsurpisingly, Whiteside already has all three of them blocked.

The flip side of the coin is that as long as the professional sports leagues are in cahoots with the cable networks, cord-cutting is not realistic for even casual sports fans who live in the same market as the team they follow. Paradoxically, a Mets fan living in San Francisco can watch every single one of his or her…

I guess the “Sex Sells” rule has run its course with John Clayton. Time for a fresh beef cake.

This is basically a Dr. Seuss book...

Christ, people. Use your libraries; you’re already paying for them.

Wow, that thing is easily in the Top 10 most expensive places to live in SF.

True, might just be me seeing four anthropomorphized muscular male tigers wearing skimpy leotards around a female gazelle with defined human breasts.... on a pedestal. Must be crazy.

Also fuck John McCain. This is all his fault. He fucking brought this shitstorm to our lives then retreated and left us to clean the mess. That bitch should have stayed in Alaska and then disappeared into the political abyss. Ugh.

....Apparently, Ted Cruz thinks this is Sarah Palin

Uh-huh:

What is silly is your suggestion that laws apply to everyone else, but not the US, which can enter other country’s territory with impunity.

Hahaha someone please fetch a clean pair of trousers for baby Russell

Humorless? Have you seen any of the White House correspondence dinners? The man missed a career as a stand up comedian.

Everyone seems to agree that these boats inadvertently drifted into Iranian waters.

My wife had Fox News on last night when she went to bed. The woman and her two guests repeatedly talked about how embarrassing it was and how these soldiers were forced to do things they didn’t want to do and that it was basically an act of war.

Thank you, Tyler. It’s kinda lonely in the ‘sane people club’, innit?