exactly: UN WEATHER DOMINATOR MACHINE!

Seriously, that would be the headline on Breitbart the next day.

To be fair, brain damage likely accounts for over 50% of his support.

He wasn’t elected twice because of his skin color you dimwitted cum rag.

Any strategy that keeps them north of the DMZ and staring in their own inevitable starvation and irrelevance is working just fine.

Really, because in that direct quote, it looks a lot like he was expressing admiration for Jong-Un’s tyrannical efficiency.

Yet a lot of the low IQ crowd will still support him. Trump could say that he wants to bring back slavery and the dimwits of the country would rally behind him.

Oh, absolutely. I had a salaried position before I took this position, and I took it instead of a couple of other jobs that would have been on a salaried basis. My worst work story was when I had bronchitis, pink eye, and an ear infection at the same time (my medical advice on the matter, apart from the obvious…

As a product of the great state of Oklahoma, I find your disgusting, short-sighted description of Thackervi—oh, you said “with all due respect”. Very good then. That place is a shithole.

Yeah? I’ll bet you smoke the insides of giant ASS cacti! Damn I got you good Beer Idoit!

“Fuck you, Bobby.”

When Hardy said he looked good in blue and white I just assumed he was talking about Nicole Holder

Jewel Staite has been cast as Rachel Turner, an inventor...

That’s one duck that won’t go Peking around for no good reason...

“What if I got my puppy from a breeder in Canada?” A small child asked in the crowd.

Bethesda should have been/should be more professional toward Kotaku. 20 years ago journalists had a JOB to be aggressive and picky and ask the tough questions that would piss off a guest, dig for the dirt nobody wanted known, etc. Woodward and Bernstein! Now the scales have flipped and journalism has almost become a…

I, too, look forward to Ed Hochuli’s CYA explanations in the playoffs....

“On the play, number 97 from the defense attempted to pay his mortgage bill with funds from a 401(k) without submitting a W-8 to specify how much he wanted to withhold. At the same time, number 24 from the defense returned a videotape to…

Ah yes, that’s what makes great leadership. Stomping your feet and threatening to take your ball and go home when you don’t get your way. Just fuck this sack of feces. I can’t even anymore. This fucker...i mean THIS fucker.

And the man in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a boardroom brawl

Ted Cruz is what happens if you leave Marco Rubio sitting next to the stove too long.

That’s the sweet delicious beauty of 2016’s GOP party. You have to be a fucking reality show train wreck to win the nomination but a moderately reasonable person to win the general. It's kind of great, terrifying, but great.