Unusual. When it comes to self ignition, it is more likely to happen to someone from Angkor Wat.

Dear Mr. Watt,

It’s okay Drew. You know who else doesn’t like Turkey? Russia.

I think the best thing he did here was call out his fellow journalists by bringing up their response to the Missouri tent/safe space situation in comparison to what’s happening in Chicago. If you’re a journalist who got on your high horse about how important your profession is when that was going down, but you aren’t…

So what is your reason for acting like an idiot?

Because the police erased security camera footage of the execution from a nearby Burger King, and lied about nearly every aspect of the encounter?

Because it took them 13 months to even bring charges, largely because the department was trying to bury the case, including trying to get this video sealed away from public view.

Whatever happened to doing drugs and fucking boys?

eh your kid’s not that cute

were reported to the police by Walmart (fucking Walmart) when they went to get the photos developed.

I do think the NFL’s rulebook is way too fucking obtuse. Whether or not the officials are getting worse or they’re simply struggling to keep up with an ever-expanding rulebook, I have no idea. What I know is that it’s yet another factor that’s pushing me away from the NFL this year.

I think it’s face-saving to say their jets get shot down from the ground as opposed to by air. An F16 shooting down a Russian jet, no matter how old, implies the West has superior planes.

Godspeed, and I’ll be at Wonkette next Monday.

Well, if the Cowboys cut Hardy he can always try his hand at Quidditch. There’s a sport that really needs beaters.

Pinkham, I am not going to lie, yours was a blog I had looked forward to commenting on each week, and during the typical Monday struggles of a mundane office job your posts brightened my mornings. It was your blog where a comment of mine reached over 200 stars for the first time, and I had looked forward to the day I…

Reagan Plankowner, I miss that girl. It changed my life forever. I love you guys and miss all of you! BM3 Lamb, BM2 Dixon, BM1 Landrup, RIP. Jackson, you’re my boy! Thank you for your friendship! Kwame, you kept everything into perspective for me! Chief Sandquist, I’ll never forget what you taught me!

If my last name was Rogoway and I had his many connections into all things military, I’d probably be a condescending ass, have no life, and I certainly wouldn’t share shit, because I’m that kind of dick. Fortunately, I’m not Tyler Rogoway and we get to share in his undickness.

This might be one of the most disappointing videos I’ve ever seen. I kept waiting for the bear to attack him. Bite him, maul him, whatever, just do what bears do and let this jackanape know that splashing water in their face is a bad idea.

It’s a tremendous financial opportunity just not for you or me or anyone I’ve ever met

I saw this movie on a first date. I loved the movie, did not get a second date.