Second, where’s Elizabeth Shaw, played by Noomi Rapace? She survived the end of Prometheus along with Michael Fassbender’s David but she’s not mentioned here at all.

Last Week Tonight has definitely changed my Sundays. It’s made it a LOT more interesting.

Krusty Burger is going to get killed again on next year’s Olympic promotion.

You know what? I think he actually was. From the minute this guy threw his hat into the ring I never thought he had the slightest interest in being president, he just wanted some attention to sell some books and get his name out there again. And I honestly think he never intended for it to go this far, and now he’s…

So my hot-take on this: this is the beginning of the end for Trump as a GOP nominee, he continues to slip in the polls, Carson over takes him. Whether Carson ultimately get the nomination is besides the point, the point is, Trump gets unseated in this race. HOWEVER, rather than give up, in true Trump fashion, he…

Schrödinger’s cat nods in agreement... or it doesn’t.

Read the democratic debate break down clearly linked at the top of this article and see the mention of the upcoming democratic debate in the conclusion. Read before you comment please. Oh and not everyone puts on a team jersey everyday and cheers blindly like an idiot for one side or the other. There is no place for…

Only marginally better than the time Anakin Skywalker opened a Montessori school.

The craziest rumour I’ve seen is probably this:

Judging by the bio, Hardy has animosity toward anything with a period.

Nah, I always make sure to say God dammit around the easily offended Christians. They give you a look like you are Lucifer himself. Not to mention I have to work in Jesus Fucking Tap Dancing Christ on a Cracker.

His original answer to the question of why people hate him was much better:

The following ideas sound eerily familiar.

It could be that other large luminous object that shines at night sometimes. I believe it’s called the Moon.

Yes, in a film about talking fish the fact that the story apparently doesn’t take place twelve years after the last instalment is definitely the most confusing point.

Greetings from Alderaan... what too soon?

Love me some UNREP/CONREP!

Also, Tabitha was obviously doomed from the start.