Don’t sweat the difficulties, Albert. If we know one thing about gamers, it’s that they’re not particularly hypersensitive to any sort of direct or even indirect criticism about their hobby.

I agree. Can you imagine the sanctimonious self-back-patting if the Cubs win? They’ll be martyrs demanding canonization. “Do you know how long we’ve been waiting? How hard it’s been?” I already hate it.

Be careful what you wish for Deadspin, I see a Boston sort of fandom coming on if the Cubs pull this off. Somebody please, please beat them...

Fuck.

THE WORST REPRESSION OF FREE SPEECH IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND

I want him to wear it anyway SO BAD so that we can watch the NFL punish/fine him for wearing pink for breast cancer awareness. I need this.

Well now I done have seen a lot of good things in this life the Good Lord has blessed us with. Why there’s been men way up to the moon, and the polio vaccine, there’s been the wireless and radios and teevees and now computers that slide right into your pocket, Amen!

I can’t really blame him, as I also got tired of coming in Stockings after my teenage years.

2011 World Series, my beloved Texas Rangers vs. The Cardinals Way. My children had just been born during the ALCS between Detroit & Texas. With twins, my wife and I worked out a method to those first few weeks where we would take shifts during the night where we would be the primary caregiver for the newborns. My…

Putin is helping a dictator that at least keeps the place together - kind of like what Saddam did in Iraq and what Qadaffi did in Libya. Obama is helping the people that took over after Saddam and after Qadaffi. We can see how well that went - I mean Libya is a shinning example of what happens when you let “moderate…

I am looking to hire cooks and waitstaff for my newest restaurant - Punchie’s This Is How We Serve It.

“Meanwhile the teams, the league ignore it because the dirty little secret is that at this point the only way to fill the stadiums is appealing to the dumbest, most drunken, and the angriest of the population.”

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before, a person hailing from the New England area is shot in the head while visiting Dallas.

So long and thanks for all the fish.

Agreed

Like this?

Thank you for your support. We here in the Baltics appreciate it.

If you drew a venn diagram of Americans who support Trump and Americans who like soccer, it’d pretty much be two separate circles.

What do you think ellipses are?