“These players are so sensitive...” Stephen A. scoffs before threatening an NBA player who said he wouldn’t talk to him.

First they came for the Expos, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not from Montreal.

“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

Damn it. It’s things like this that make me wish for the free time of my youth to waste solving these sorts of puzzles...

“ If you don’t succeed in business, you shouldn’t be the first one to step up and complain about getting paid.”

I stand by my opinion that the first of the Live Action Transformer films is actually pretty good.

Brian McCann arrested on suspicion of double homicide

Colbert gets it.

It comes down to rules of engagement. In this situation it is likely do not fire unless fired upon. The F-22, when networked with a slew of other assets, can disappear and reappear in totally different locations quite quickly electromagnetically if it wants to appear at all. All the while if can maintain a picture of…

My take: Putin can bluff (and call Obama’s bluffs) all he wants. We’re not going to engage them. The absolute only thing I can think of that would get us mixing it up with them would be to protect the Free Syrian Army, but even then I have a hard time believing we’re going to risk a wider war for the sake of the FSA.…

BARBER: Really? Again??

At least Ms. Sacco now understands that even white people can get ads from other people.

They tried to overhaul Pentagon accounting when $1 trillion went unaccounted for in an audit. Since then $8.5 trillion in Pentagon appropriations have remained unaudited.

Damn.

I think there is more history in here in this article than anything that’s been on the “History Channel” in the past 15 years combined. In short: Good article, I love history. Bravo sir. Keep up with more articles like this one!

The E-mail of the week is why I, an admitted old, answers the phone the way Alexander Graham Bell intended, “Ahoy hoy.”

The whole point of hanging out with other men is to a) insult each other, and then take it one step too far and have it end in a vicious brawl, and/or B) one-up each other with KRAZY stories

No because that would be my crazy Aunt who did the following:

Dude I laughed at the Mindy joke.