Time travelling in Glendale, AZ, 2008, & Indianapolis, IN, 2012.

I have never seen a video that so succinctly sums up Bills fandom.

Calm down, you’re gonna get through this.....

Relax, Natalie. People hate The Phantom Menace way more than they hate Garden State.

Belichick first explained away the headset malfunctions by calling it a “pretty common” glitch,

unfortunately

I woke up one morning with a new Jeep Wrangler parked in my garage. I had eaten a couple bars the day before and had absolutely no recollection of purchasing said Jeep. I had to look in the glove compartment to find out the purchase price and the 12% interest rate that I had signed. I have hated Xanax ever since.

These weren’t necessarily bought while drunk, but my now-wife and I have planned out the following while drunk:

Xanax always makes me buy crazy shit, not alcohol.

“J-E-

Everyone agrees that Zombie Martin’s books were way better than the last couple of novels.

I love every time I don’t admit he’s the greatest, his fans are like, “He beat Cotto! He beat Manny! He’s beaten all the best!”
In a vacuum sure, but the situation and the timing is always off and well in Mayweather’s favor. It’s like, I’m sure he could beat Muhammad Ali but is that worth celebrating in 2015?

USADA: We’re going to allow this. Any objections?
Pacquiao: [can’t raise hand]

Oh, please, Deadspin. Mayweather can’t even spell IV.

Berman, to the letters as they came in: “Stack stack stack staaaaaaaaaack!”

Which one, we have several that shouldn't talk

That’s nothing. The Seattle Mariners frequently fill up to six positions with players who cannot throw, hit, catch, or run.

Recommending not just because yay LGB people in Star Wars, but also because “Naboo-hoo-hoo” is the best URL ever. Well done, Mary Sue, well done.

The real evil has appeared! SJWs making LGB people appear!