Please settle the Deadspin debate once and for all: is a hot dog on a bun considered a sandwich?

As the proud parent of a 10-year-old website, how does it feel knowing that Lawrence Taylor is just starting to show interest in it?

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The only people who knew Cardale Jones was starting were Urban Meyer and Bill Belichick.

Thanks for that.

Let’s nip this one in the bud: filming opposing teams’ sidelines was only legal from designated areas in the stadium, and the Patriots’ tapes were filmed from outside those areas. So argue over how big a violation it was, but it was technically illegal the whole time.

The best part about Deadspin doing Jeter posts is that in the suggested reading I get to be reminded of the amazing “ollies off bitches titties” story.

He set the track record while driving under the influence? That’s some Dock Ellis shit right there.

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Every team and every fanbase makes it easy. The reason it’s easy is that the NFL is basically an organization run by cartoon villains, owned by kleptocrats, played by murderous wife-beaters and worshipped by the worst collective stereotype of American Idiocracy.

I just REALLY fucking LOVE how his ‘sabre is ‘rough’ on the edges and kind of raw because of the backstory to its creation. That is such a cool detail, I wonder if that came from Abrams, or someone else, or a room of writers collaborating? It’s very fucking cool, nevertheless - a ‘different’ take on a lightsabre -…

They call them scalpers to honor them.

They are ground training aircraft. Those F-18’s are older models are are retired. They will never fly again so any usable parts like avionics, engines aircraft systems have all been stripped off of them (That’s why they look different, they are missing a lot!. They are used for crash recovery training and letting new…

Yeah that happened to me to, but then as I grew up I started getting my own stories of stuff that I still have trouble believing happened to me.

Poor guy. First nobody would help him off his horse and now this?

...pretty sure he belongs on the White Sox...

It’s nice to see Jack off the Court in a forum other than Earl Warren fanfiction.

I had to retire my jack sock years ago.

I think you should take a deep breath and consider whether this piece, in which Deadspin calls for a league they manifestly enjoy mocking to create a commissioner position that is already filled by a person they also manifestly enjoy mocking, might not be, you know, as sincere as you’re giving it credit for being, my…

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