On the other hand: I would pay good money for a reality show in which the likes of Bam Margera, Richie Incognito, AJ Pierzynski, et al, were trapped on the no-holds-barred "He Had It Coming Island."

Report: Richie Incognito Will Never Play Another Game As A Dolphin

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This guy?

I suppose it's coincidence they already had a Lamb ready to sacrifice?

Voice-over: Coming this summer, a motion picture experience unlike any other. One man, who's reputation has become tarnished by one foolish slip of his tongue...

Well, he has sat through at least two hours of live Kenny Chesney.

Before you post about how Riley Cooper has in fact been persecuted by people demanding he be thrown out of the NFL, can you take a minute to find and provide some citations? I'm an editor at this site and thus familiar with our policies of promoting anti-white racism and PC censoriousness, and even I haven't been able…

Come on, Riley Cooper has been through a lot. For the past 8 weeks, he's been SURROUNDED by black people.

The phrase, "Well and truly fucked," comes to mind...

When Florida State is comfortably in the lead, you should watch this movie. Fun fact: each time you watch a reviewed movie, a baby seal gets his wings. Or something.

How far can you punt a football?

Huh. How 'bout that? I always just lumped "tan" into one unappetizing flavor.

1. Little Twix
6,592. Raisinets

a hardworking fullback, a willing passer, and a good teammate

I mean, you're wrong. But hey, more candy corn for me!

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Ugh. Just awful. Come on, people. Do you have any consideration for your fellow man? For crying out loud, it's 2013. Why are you still recording vertical screen videos?

...worked as the director of new media for the Roman Catholic Diocese of Dallas.

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.