In addition to being the chillest running back in the NCAA, he was also voted the running back who makes the most of limited natural ability in the NCAA.

"Hoo boy, lottery winner Tessie Hutchinson is getting stoned tonight!"

Great story. Reminds me of my youth when I would head to Florida for March break.
I had never seen shuffleboard before, but the legions of octogenarians playing it at our condo piqued my curiosity. The first morning there, I went down and started hanging out by the courts, conversing with the Liev Tannenbaum's and the…

Aesthetically, the last photo is more attractive to me than the one you called "most beautiful."

Gangs you say?

Or better yet, Warren 2016.

Very true. And 9/11 was all the Wright Brothers' fault.

Susan's right. Moral outrage is a scarce resource, and must be conserved for use against only the worst injustices. For instance - the fact that Susan Reimer is paid to write words.

This is just another case of hardworking Americans breaking their backs while non-Americans get a free ride. First it was driver's licenses in California, then it was health care, now it's soccer, or fooot-ball as they like to call it, and next it will be amnesty to illegal immigrants. It's all thanks to our president…

"Conversely, white quarterbacks were described as less physically gifted, but more mentally prepared for the game and less likely to make mental errors."

Seriously, we get it. Fuck the cardinals. Move on

Aww! Blood puke! Good song title, someone write that - oh, that's right we already wrote that. Good song though!

man i kept waiting for that thing to come out singing "hello my baby... hello my darling..."

Hopefully, hopefully he heals as fast as Dad Adrian Peterson.

Where do you get your sense of moral superiority over Deadspin? Where do I get my moral sense of superiority over you? Where does the hypothetical third actor get his/her sense of moral superiority over me?

Government under the control of people like him is basically like one of those hideous insects that murders its prey and then wears its skin around as a disguise.

Dan Snyder is not only a smug and insensitive prick, he's also dumb as fuck. This explains why when asked to write an open letter, he simply responded with C.

Between the legs reach around!