Gaylord Perry, author of Me and the Spitter....

Apparently there are jew cubs fans in the NFL league office too.

I'm no expert but I am pretty sure that is what they call a "totally awesome sweet Alabama liquid snake."

I don't know. I think that's completely scummy by the Today Show. Ambushing a guest? That reeks of unprofessionalism and makes it seem like they have an agenda.

Deadspin Commenter: [awakens from three-day bender]

Interesting. My book of bylaws and rules reads: The NCAA, having herein completely and irrevocably jumped any and all sharks, can go fuck itself. Hence, this veteran shall be immediately allowed to play, and his tuition will be paid personally from the excessive salaries of overcompensated NCAA administrators who…

Mossy Cade - "The Aunteater"

Dean Spanos is the most stubborn asshole in the NFL. 14-2 wasn't good enough for Dean to keep around Marty Schottenheimer, so instead he found a dumpster fire replacement in Norv Turner.

Pictured: The result whenever I try to quickly create a character in any EA Sports game.

I'll bet he did it with a single shot.

What a waste.

A post about not posting to have something to post about?

I'd figured the conversations at Deadspin HQ mostly revolved around how soon you had to wait until you could fuck with the page design again.

The IOC has issued this helpful list of steps you can take to make your voice heard on this issue:

Like: Model SH17

"Ladies and gentlemen, we are TRUCKING a football team."

A sad commentary on my life is I can fill in all of those blanks correctly but I have to look at the inscription on the inside of my ring to remember my anniversary.

"Happy Birthday Tim!"

Regarding Jesus' homosexuality, you're talking about a guy who spurned the advances of Mary Magdeline so he could hang with 12 dudes while wearing open toed shoes. I mean, the Bible pretty much makes the case for you.