“see, my dealer just got some new weed, and I didn’t want it in my hands or my pockets..”

Hot Damn.

It’s as batshit as it looks.

Lived in a cul-de-sac and we would have all the neighbors down. In the middle of the circle was a lightpole that birds had managed to get inside of and push the glass out to make a nest on the warm street light.

Thanks so much for the time to answer and allow this to be posted.

I’m curious, but is it at all possible that we were kinda rope-a-doping teams?

I know exactly how he feels.

This seems to be getting swept under the rug, but it’s not happening in a vacuum, after all.

I just can’t do them. I can’t listen when I’m working, and I like to listen to NPR in the car to know what’s going on in the world, so that leaves my time at home, which is spent with the boy. oh well.

This incarnation of the Hamburglar can only visit the McDonalds that are at least 500 feet from schools.

this one was in the second period, but still amazing.

I had a stack of invoices on my desk this morning, all from one company that had 'Monogrammed' in the title. Made me glad that 11 was coming shortly.

+1

I've contemplated pushing my wife in front of a bus for leaving the toothpaste lid off.

I couldn't find the 'bribery' expense category.

Wow.

Holler if you come to STL. It's not that bad, which I think qualifies as our new tourism slogan.

In an office that was built with experienced, trained professional labor, I would assume. You probably got there on a method of transportation built under similar circumstances. I wonder how those were constructed?

What are you doing saturday? working? no? You're welcome.