+1

I've contemplated pushing my wife in front of a bus for leaving the toothpaste lid off.

I couldn't find the 'bribery' expense category.

Wow.

Holler if you come to STL. It's not that bad, which I think qualifies as our new tourism slogan.

Thanks Tyler, that was awesome.

+1, idiot.

Watched this with a group that included a woman who lost her son to an overdose. It was not well received.

The real question: which one would taste better after they kill each other?

Yeah but is it a sandwich?

$3400 and not even a happy ending.

Played NAIA soccer for four years, and you can pretty much do whatever you want. We had a shitload of international students on our team, 13 of the 20 rostered players my freshman year; and most of them were quite a bit older. One guy was 31 from Sweden, lived in the dorms like a normal student. Loved wine and would…

WHAT IF.. It's actually plausible!

Didn't his boss play in Qatar after his Barca career? Kind of a shot, no?

Wife: were you looking at my sister when she stayed over here during christmas?

MEeee too.

+1

He had to make airplane sounds in order to get the words in Buckley's mouth however.

Luckily the entire thing was caught on tape

Tottenham supporters hoped this would make them play more attractive soccer.