I have to admit that it was pretty awesome to have ridiculous home run numbers year in and year out.

Monday. Cause on friday everyone in the office is dicking around anyway and, where I work, you get to leave a few hours early on Friday. So it's a 4 1/2 day week, 3 day weekend, then four day week. yessir!

My cousin has a step-kid that is having his graduation party Saturday afternoon at 1. I'm being yelled at for griping about them completely dicking over a four day weekend, but.. what the hell? It's a lake/country/bender screwing time of the weekend.

+1

The whole spanish armada doesn't do so well in England.

WHOA. straight set loss.

No one is buying them at face, but they want what came off someones face to sell them. Gotcha.

+1

Drake: I'm so mad I could throw something!

My kid took his diaper off in the crib a few days ago and smeared shit all over his pillow. Not quite the same adorable family-relating story.

Pictured: Skip Bayless's house after news of Tebow signing with the Pats.

The Make-a-Wish foundation is really ramping down their requirements these days.

It's strewn throughout the rafters, even.

skadoosh

EA CEO is out, per WSJ

FDR Picture for a reason or... just cause 'fuck term limits'?

FDR Picture for a reason or... just cause 'fuck term limits'?

so I am in charge of organizing a 'team outing' for all of my accounting and finance department, about 90 people in total. I like baseball, so fuck them we're doing a day game. end up getting a deal on cheap group tickets and they are loading the tickets with cash so everyone can buy lunch at the game, you aren't at…

Mizzou signing anyone of note? haven't seen so.

The worst is when you tell the cat to go fuck itself and clean it's own box, but that cat, she's feisty. She tells you, "no, YOU go fuck yourself." and pisses in your closet. So instead of taking five minutes every five days or so, you have to spend a day tearing the damn carpet out of your bedroom closet to attempt…