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So Christina Ricci is actually Roberta? I wonder if she uses duct tape on laundry day.

Mystified:

I don't think it's a matter of sympathizing with Muller. No one deserves to be spoken to/of like that publicly. That level of hatred is really unsettling and inappropriate to share with the entire internet world.

Letters are like Tweets on paper, right?

What the fuck happened to Tweet Beat? We used to see funny stuff from Josh Groban, Rob Delaney, Patton Oswalt, Megan Amram and others and now we are "treated" to post after post of unintelligible conversations between "Dowager Countess" and "Ala$ka Yxxng," whoever the fuck they are.

She really turned out to be a class act, did't she? She has handled all of it with such serious grace, I completely admire the lengths she has gone to to ensure the wellbeing of her daughter's brothers.

OH NO I JUST FOUND THIS. My heart is broken.

Me: I'm going to get lots of sciences done today and save the world!
Jezebel: TOM HIDDLESTON!!

Free falcons to the first 50 subscribers.

Hooray! Finally someone has made the dangerous trip south to educate us on modern ideas and rid us of our backward ways!

Nope, if your default is not hiring black women, that's not going to change unless you make a specific point to try to hire black women. The brain likes patterns and consistency, and all the vague good intentions in the world don't change that.

"I love you, Hillary. Kiss me on the mouth."

DTMFA.

Gwyneth to women everywhere "Let them eat apple sauce quinoa cake!"

Eugh.

He's like if Reddit was a person.

Take the reigns and ride this shit to internet success.

I am older than George Zimmerman...