King Shark as an angry Scotsman? Yes please.

Same

Came here to make this joke.

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It’s only a matter of time...

If your dad was a Phantom driver, you should show him Iron Eagle 2, where F-4's play MiG-29's.

The guy stole a spaceship, and defected to the Rebels. Then he stole one FROM the Rebels, which he then used as part of a terrorist attack (likely a suicide mission) on a government facility, where the ship was destroyed.

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It’s short for Vukkeen B’oulshid.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Portman was good, but Liam Neeson, Ewan McGregor, Ian McDiarmid, and Ray Park+Peter Serafinowicz pulled some great character work out of the bullshit they had to read.

Holy shit.. that’s NOT Morgan Freeman.

I would have like to see Sandor just walk away from the fight. He’s grown past his need to beat up his big brother for revenge. But you gotta serve the fans.
My bigger problem is one that I have with any “unkillable” or “feels-no-pain” fight. Just because it doesn’t hurt or kill you doesn’t mean it doesn’t cause…

I think every Star Wars fan has been a little disappointed since 1983. After Jedi, we were all satisfied with the ending of the story. But then we started thinking. And thinking. And thinking. We all developed a headcanon for what happened to Luke, Han, Leia, and the rest of the GFFA between the movies. Some ideas…

I hate to be That Guy, but this will never see widespread consumer use. To start using this plastic, you’re talking about revamping the world’s plastic production systems. If this doesn’t use petroleum, you’ve got the oil industry, plus the entire Middle East and much of South America mad at this. You’ve got to build…

“Marvel?”

I hope MJ is really a joyful redheaded supermodel in disguise, doing a “Soul Man” thing for an African-American scholarship.

Am I the only one waiting to see Cersei’s troops turn on her? They know she’s fucking mental, and her orders would be illegal and immoral to follow. I’m expecting Daario to show up in the Golden Company, or bring a fleet from Essos, or otherwise help Dany’s cause. I fully expect Cersei’s army to march across the…

There’s something very sinister going on with Sansa. She’s really becoming Littlefinger 2.0. Last season there was the sneaky ruse with her arguing with Arya. In this episode, she’s gathering all kinds of interesting information to use for/against people. Plus, no one’s mentioned that Sansa actually PROVIDED WHORES…

I found Carmen Sandiego!