It’s good if you have to smuggle it out 6 inches at a time.

I heard Kylo Ren has an 8-pack. I heard he was shredded.

I have a feeling that this was going to be either Leia or Ackbar’s sacrifice in the first drafts. But then someone realized that having someone named “Ackbar” do a suicide run by flying a ship (airplane) into Snoke’s ship might bother some people. Imagine the radio calls as they tried to stop him. “Ackbar!! Ackbar!”…

Not sure why Javert is there, but it’s the only gif of this I could find.

I love the fact that you point out how driving a pickup truck or owning a dog or watching a TV show makes a white person automatically racist, but still use the phrase “aint’ no ni**a” in your post.

I think that these aren’t mentioned because they weren’t “single-shooter mass-shooting” incidents. They were awful, yes, but it was a bunch of people doing the shooting. Las Vegas was one dickhead with a bunch of guns shooting into a crowd.

So, you’re okay with racial and gender segregation in schools.

The Firefly Blu-Rays are on sale somewhere for like $10-15 at least once a month already. Sometimes there’s a pack that comes with the movie, too. This is just a new box. And seriously? “mini posters”? Dude. They’re postcards. Are you really going to hang these. “posters” up?

The Firefly Blu-Rays are on sale somewhere for like $10-15 at least once a month already. Sometimes there’s a pack…

Let’s skate it on...

I’m just picturing Bill Cosby somewhere furiously taking notes from this article...

Ahh yes... the “Arby’s slider.”

Good on these guys for giving an attractive, friendly, personable waitress an extra generous tip. But I think that making it about race/gender/etc. was shitty to do. Especially since now it’s being used as a news story about “Trump supporters trying to cover their own inherent racism by paying extra to a black…

HOOORAY for assaulting someone for their political and/or religious beliefs!

BOEIIIINNNNGGG!

Speaking of which, why the hell didn’t they have Speeder Bikes on Scarif? My dream is to ride one of those things on the beach. Maybe they’re like a hoverboard and don’t work over water.

Star Trek with motorcycles?

I’m totally imagining Elaine Benes walking into the New Yorker to find out what the fuck this guy is talking about.

Well, it still probably hurts like hell to die by being eaten by zombies. I don’t understand how it affects any of the character’s motivations, though. Your choices are “If we get bit, we get sick, die and turn. Better not die then.” or “If we die, we turn. One common way for any of us to die, is to be attacked by…