Star Trek with motorcycles?

I’m totally imagining Elaine Benes walking into the New Yorker to find out what the fuck this guy is talking about.

Well, it still probably hurts like hell to die by being eaten by zombies. I don’t understand how it affects any of the character’s motivations, though. Your choices are “If we get bit, we get sick, die and turn. Better not die then.” or “If we die, we turn. One common way for any of us to die, is to be attacked by…

I think people have finally realized that this show isn’t entertainment anymore. It’s quickly becoming torture porn, and that has nothing to do with zombies. There’s no fun, no lightness, no entertainment here. I know I keep watching it, because I want to see how it all ends.

So President Trump’s new limousine is basically the same as Obama’s, just a new model. I’m sure there’s some way to say that it’s racist and that he’s compensating for something. I’ll leave it to the good folks at jalopnik.

“Blame white people. Blame white men in particular...”

Nice try.

The F-22 fleet was grounded for problems with the oxygen generator system. So the pilots couldn’t breathe well at high altitudes. So it’s sort of a pun, you see.

For our guys, the F-22 was the Flying Coughin’.

Oh... my ... God. That made me laugh way more than it should have. Now you’ve got me thinking about what the Galactic Urban Dictionary would include.

“The Empire is building a fighting force of great magnitude.”

I think this is right after they blow up Jabba’s Sail Barge, and arrive back at the Falcon. Lando’s thinking of how he can explain to Han some of the stuff that was done to Leia at Jabba’s Palace, while Lando was in deeeeeeeep cover, if you know what I mean. I especially love the Rodian bottle stopper.

I like the Mario Alberti one of Slave I arriving at Jabba’s Palace to deliver the Frozen Solo. It’s likely that some of the Scum and Villainy would be waiting to ambush Boba Fett to try and get the bounty on Han themselves. But it didn’t work out so well.

I was expecting a couple of dumbass humans to try and “save” the bears. Or, just to ride a tube or something over a bear-infested waterfall.

I’m sure there’s some ray of hope in this for the little shrimp. He’ll be able to skate around this ruling, and find some way to avoid the hitmen sculpin around the corner. But I think eel be fine. Seriously though, that captain needs to talk to him manta man. Something like this can’t happen often. I’m sure it’s…

Yeah... you don’t want to search that at work.

RIGHT?! I still get it stuck in my head for days at a time.

That will be their highest-rated episode ever.

This should be the cover picture for any story involving blue balls, from now on.