It’s probably just enough of a glove to house a repulsor. He had a homemade one in IM3, but this is one he can carry around all day. Someone as high-profile as Tony Stark would undoubtedly carry some kind of sidearm, or have armed bodyguards. It’s reasonable to assume that he’d carry a “sidearm” repulsor glove.

Not just that, but Vision has the power to weild both Mjolnir AND the Infinity Stone in his head. If the SHTF, and Vision can actually let loose on the other team? He wins. Singlehandedly and instantly.

“A million-to-one shot, Doc... Million to one.”

Meth is a hell of a drug.

Isn’t that what the Joker did in The Dark Knight? “My insides hurt...”

2 weeks?! That’s toxic-shocking!

Not sure, but it would be funny as hell watching 20 clowns come out.

Making a movie PG-13 is now a total marketing move. A “G” rated movie is seen as the lowest kind of kiddie movie, or a Disney documentary. PG is a step above that (Shrek, Toy Story, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory etc.). A movie rated R is seen as a “grown up” movie when showing tits or having more than 2 “fucks” is…

Okay...let’s do this: At theaters, count how many men, and how many women walk into the movie. If it’s way more men than women, then he’s right.

I also loved the effort put in to make Russia look extra-shitty. He flew into the airport on a DC-3!

“I’ve been fucked around in my time by a fairly good cross-section of mean-tempered, rule-crazy robots. And now...it’s my turn.”

He’s got wood.

Also, Toy Story is about Andy’s toys. It’s likely that Andy, as a boy, didn’t have many female toys. Even Bo Peep wan’t technically a toy. She was a lamp in the baby sister’s room.

I like-a the juice.

Thulsa Doom’s head rolling down the stairs is one of my favorite sound effects ever. It sounds like a cross between a cabbage and a coconut rolling down stone stairs. Pretty much exactly like it should.

I bought a bed fan from Brookstone, and it’s absolutely amazing. It stands at the foot of your bed and blows a little breeze under your sheets. The only drawback is if someone farts during the night. It can also spread the smells of...romantic activity.

I know. That’s so reprehensible! How could anyone ever do that!!??

Fine. Remember this post about “transethnicity” the next time a white person uses it as a defense for a hate crime: “But Your Honor, it’s not racist because we’re both proud African Americans!” Or when a white person sues for discrimination because they’re really “black on the inside.”

That would be like watching Star Wars (or “The Book of Luke”) with Pam.

“All I got is acetylsalicylic acid, generic. See, I can get six hundred tablets of that for the same price as three hundred of a name brand. That makes good financial sense, good advice...”