She needs to learn that jealousy isn’t passion.

My father was a womanizing alcoholic gambler who my mother kicked to the curb when I was a toddler. I didn’t meet him till I was 16. After talking to him for awhile, it was apparent he hadn’t much changed over the years, The one thing I could muster a sliver of respect for was his honesty. He knew he was a fuckup and…

The u/s said I was half a week or so past the cut off, which I was surprised to learn was that early in my liberal state. I heard the nurse mutter something to the doctor, he hissed in response, “I’m not sending her to [next state over].”

There is no wrong way to feed your kid!

And you know what? This isn’t only about abortion, because their next step will be to do away with all babykiller pills, OKA, birth control. Need it for a actual health issue, tough luck slut, you should have had better genes.

Especially “fuck you” to those who did it in swing states. Fuck my friends white, cis, gay male friends who are still trying to say she was as bad. (I am losing those friends as my temper flares)

This week the Supreme Court decided that it’s unconstitutional to force fake doctors to tell women the truth, but totally constitutional to force real doctors to lie to them. That’s the court we have right now. And it’s about to become so much worse.

I had a stomach issue with similar symptoms and I did get very thin because I avoided eating. So to me I can see how that can be a thing. Like I couldn’t even eat plain brown rice without pain. That said, alcohol is not a good idea and will cause more pain than the food. Was his DUI for booze or drugs? I just can’t…

Remember that the Women’s March also has the 10 Actions/ 100 Days if you want other ideas on how to stay involved. Today is postcards to your elected officials!

The line between physical and psychiatric pain is so blurry. For example I’m a stress puker. Which side of the line is my nausea on? Isn’t it both?

"Oh, are you the paralegal?"

I love this show. It's not the best comedy I've ever seen but I think it's smart and laugh out loud funny and relatable to me as a 20-something non-skinny gal in a way no other show is.

If season 4 does not happen.....

Gigi Hadid: daughter of goddess Yolanda Foster, inventor of the world's most impressive refrigerator.

God that's good. Reading your response feels like when you're super fucking hungry and then you eat something delicious and then you feel your blood sugar go up, only it's the blood sugar of feminist fury. I need a cigarette after reading that, and I don't even smoke.

Pockets. Pockets in your pants! Pockets in your dresses! Pockets in your skirts! MOTHER FLIPPIN HIDDEN NINJA POCKETS TO STORE YOUR SHIT.

Let's just all remember to take Rita Skeeter with a grain of salt. She is known for writing things that aren't necessarily true. Everyone is posting that Ron is balding now; when I read that, in my mind I imagined him constantly asking Hermione if it's true, while unconsciously touching his head. Also, there is NO WAY…

What about pepper lights?