WHILE I BELIEVE HE AND HAIMS WERE SEXUALLY ABUSED AS CHILDREN I ALSO BELIEVE YEARS OF DRUGS AND UNRESOLVED ISSUES STEMMING FROM THE ABUSE HAVE MADE HIM A BIT NUTTY AND I THINK IT IS CODIFIED IN A LAW SOMEWHERE THAT PEOPLE LIKE THAT MUST USE ALL CAPS!

Warren was not a perfect candidate, but she was the most competent candidate this year.

They’re probably not generous lovers, no.

Emperor Palpatine was gay, and very much in love with Plagueis, JK Rowling confirms.

Oh my god please won’t somebody vote for Elizabeth Warren. I mean, she got Chris Matthews fired. 

No, unfortunately. The game’s a PS4 exclusive until April 10...2021.

Well, and also, Shakira is the younger of the two performers, and has had a career based on suggestive dancing for . . . what, twenty-some odd years at this point? I remember first hearing about her as a Britney Spears clone at either the end of high school or early college years, which was twenty years ago now.

How bonkers is it that my first thought was that it might have been an actor availability issue?

Freakin Tom Cavenaugh, man.

assuming this is the exclusive you were hinting at on Twitter yesterday: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH is all I can say rn

My grandfather was in the IRA and I hate the UK tabloids for making me sympathize with the royals, but my leftist ass went so far as thinking that even if they’re born into privilege it still comes with a million more strings than the average rich kid has to deal with.

When development is measured in years-to-decades, it sure is impressive we had a response in three months though.

It’s like when some dude walks out on his wife and then shows up at a work party a week later with his new, live-in girlfriend. “Oh really, you two only just met? Wow.”

Saw it last night. A few thoughts:

To be fair, so did The Last Jedi. Luke Skywalker laughs about the absurdity of facing down the First Order with his laser sword? Then he does it. Kylo and Rey are bound by some strange connection to the force? Nope, it was all Snoke. Who’s nobody, cut in half, and the connection doesn’t matter. Benicio Del Toro…

“(every single song could have at least one verse of, and the audience would notice anyway given high concentration of gibberish in the lyrics).”

Thank you!! I use this argument everytime some idiot talks about how they hate taxes. I usually just get blank stares. 

Guess we know who watches The Watchmen.

Yeah, it was a trip to hear Conroy doing THE VOICE in live action

We have been calling him Bland Husband because why bother to learn his name?

Note: Stadia died on the way back to its home planet.

And he’s his own father-in-law!