How bonkers is it that my first thought was that it might have been an actor availability issue?

Freakin Tom Cavenaugh, man.

I’m going in 5 days, I’m so excited! I very much suspect I will shed a few tears on this visit. First time to Disney World and stepping into the universe of Star Wars. The little kid inside is going to be HYPED!

assuming this is the exclusive you were hinting at on Twitter yesterday: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH is all I can say rn

My grandfather was in the IRA and I hate the UK tabloids for making me sympathize with the royals, but my leftist ass went so far as thinking that even if they’re born into privilege it still comes with a million more strings than the average rich kid has to deal with.

And then at the end of the movie, Mahershala Ali’s Blade comes in and kills all the vampires.

Well, there were a lot of bats in this...

i can imagine a future where poe is retconned to be bi, a situation where the canon gives way to decades of audience consensus. i feel like this has happened many times before in many stories that are told over and over, but i’m currently drawing blank.

Just like when they initially released a trailer, back in 1997, I still think this movie looks like a decent horror film. I’m definitely looking forward to it.

What is Disney going to do if this is actually a success? Are they going to use portals to bring in these characters, Deadpool, and Venom?

“We were definitely still trying to figure out a lot of stuff,” Brandon told The Rough Cut podcast. “It’s a struggle. It affected everything. About a third of the way through, Kathy [Kennedy] was like, ‘JJ has got to spend more time in the cutting room.’ And I knew that wasn’t going to happen. Not with the schedule…

When development is measured in years-to-decades, it sure is impressive we had a response in three months though.

It’s like when some dude walks out on his wife and then shows up at a work party a week later with his new, live-in girlfriend. “Oh really, you two only just met? Wow.”

Saw it last night. A few thoughts:

To be fair, so did The Last Jedi. Luke Skywalker laughs about the absurdity of facing down the First Order with his laser sword? Then he does it. Kylo and Rey are bound by some strange connection to the force? Nope, it was all Snoke. Who’s nobody, cut in half, and the connection doesn’t matter. Benicio Del Toro…

and i’m 100% up.

“(every single song could have at least one verse of, and the audience would notice anyway given high concentration of gibberish in the lyrics).”

Thank you!! I use this argument everytime some idiot talks about how they hate taxes. I usually just get blank stares. 

Guess we know who watches The Watchmen.

Yeah, it was a trip to hear Conroy doing THE VOICE in live action

Damn.

I’m more than ready for my weekly dose of Why The Fuck Not.

at :36 did Ray just crawl up someones butt and then expand back to normal size?