Police: “Freeze!”

She is the only mother he has ever known. He is alone and afraid in a hospital surrounded by strangers after a life of not knowing other people. As awful as she is, she probably feels familiar to this poor abused baby. My heart breaks for this child.

You’re wrong.

Only one way to find out!

Does that happen in fanfic?

You, a common muggle: I hope I get into Ravenclaw!

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

*famous person says something fundamentally supportive in an imperfect way that is emblematic of a much larger problem: which is that white, cis, straight people refuse to recognize the spectrum, influence, and importance of queer history and culture.

“I am a gay man right now just without the physical act – that’s all.”

Sir? Now that’s setting up the kid to be a pretentious asshole.

John McCain would like a word.

As many others have said before me, the MSM needs grow a fucking pair and stop covering all of this shit. Fuck the briefings, fuck the rallies tape delay the fuck out of it and run it later using old VH1 Pop Up Video bubbles as fact checking tool.

This new realistic Yoshi is over the top.

I’m gonna wait for the Xbox One X Two X Xbox.

Nintendo: No one could come up with a worse name for a console than Wii U.

Two things:

Y’know, I could really go for a Snickers.