What if my bootstraps cost $6 million?

The Republican obsession with repealing the estate tax is a prime example of this phenomenon.

Does it matter that it’s shopped? It’s Bannon.

Eat all the dicks, please.

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

You get that 3 month vacation, though!!!! And you never work past 3!!!! And you’re just glorified baby-sitters!!!

The amazing thing about the teachers union thing is this, by all metrics states with a strong union out perform states considered “right to work”.

Bitching about teacher’s union is a thing because it, I dunno, people are pissed we still get benefits or something.

Trump: “What skin color are the people in Haiti?”

February 7, 2017. The day public education died.

Can we all agree that Melania is no captive victim here? She may despise her disgusting beast of a husband, but she’s in on the insanity all the same.  

“Artist’s rendering of White House transition of power. Image via Kensington Palace/The British Monarchy.”

Have the black person play the black person? Think bigger, darling.

FUCK THOSE BABIES THE BATHWATER WAS DISGUSTING!

Steve Bannon looks like every description of Wilbur Whately from HP Lovecrafts “The Dunwich Horror.”

Democrats can’t allow Trump to fill a Supreme Court vacancy during the last year of his presidency.

So the town took a philosophical question personally, buried its guilt deep beneath a giant mound of self-righteous indignation, then clutched its pearls and claimed that the real problem is people asking this question.

I’ve never called an elected representative in my life. I just did. I expected to have to leave a voicemail, but someone picked up on the first ring! This caught me off guard, so I stammered my way through what I wanted to say about the last couple of weeks, especially this weekend. Who knows if the congressperson I…

You have a higher chance of death from falling out of your bed than you do of being killed by an immigrant. 

the space military, duh