It’s how he knows he’s good at sex. He always finishes first

You’re right, Agent Carter never “got” good because it was excellent from the start.

“Doctor Strange was a perfectly serviceable and forgettable movie that isn’t on anyone’s “must watch” list.”

So much for the party of state’s rights and small government! I hate these people so much. I’m so scared of the next four years. I have no idea how/if we’re going to make it.

In 4th grade my older sister had a copy of this Erotic Art book in which there was a photograph of a womans lower half, hands in long red gloves, spreading her vaginal lips, and a big dong in her b-hole. I had a BFF who SWORE this guys penis was in the womans vagina which made me question *my* anatomy with a handheld…

I hope McCain gives into that impulse at every turn for the next four years.

I mean, do these anti-woman people really think that a woman just up and decides to abort a 21 or 22-week fetus?

I mean, do these anti-woman people really think that a woman just up and decides to abort a 21 or 22-week fetus? A woman and her doctor make this kind of decision (I’m comfortable in betting 100% of the time) because they have discovered there is something so wrong with the fetus that it has no chance at anything but…

“This is my belief: there are two viable beings involved,” he said. “One had a choice early on to make a decision to conceive or not.

He wouldn’t abdicate. Abdication happened once and if it happened again, it would be the end of the monarchy.

As soon as I saw the headline, I was in..

Timothy Olyphant (Justified) plays Barrymore’s husband, and Nathan Fillion (Firefly, Castle) is a rival agent. The show was created by Victor Fresco, who also did the similarly offbeat Better Off Ted for ABC and Andy Richter Controls the Universe for Fox.

My first thought was...

Yes, unions vs. transgender bathroom rights, the classic “either-or” choice.

One day I was at my cousins’ place and we inexplicably decided to smash all of the windows in their garage. Would you believe it, we got in trouble.

Internet Man Burned By Fire He Helped Create...more at 11.

Let it be known I do not give a single fuck about boners.

Brb, gonna go buy my 4 year old goddaughter a “girls rule, boys drool” t-shirt for her birthday, can’t start too early on implementing the male castration agenda. Cheer up guys, we’re only 160 years away from getting equal pay, perfecting asexual reproduction, and throwing all men into space.